One 30s–2min clip goes in. Four perfectly-toned captions come out — plus live styled closed captions and two AIs arguing about what they're watching.
GitHub repo Run it yourselfAn official judge clip, captioned in all four contest styles by Gemma 4 — burned as animated typography.
An orange tabby kitten walks forward through the foliage toward the camera in a wooded area.
A fierce predator emerges from the brush, clearly ready to conquer the entire forest one tiny, uncoordinated step at a time.
$ The latest AI agent successfully navigating its first training environment. Small, but the feature set is looking promising.
A tiny orange explorer makes a grand entrance, bravely navigating the treacherous jungle of backyard leaves.
Every line generated live, turn by turn: Gemma 4 vs gpt-oss-120b, each reading the other's last remark. Three duos: STAN & GUS (sarcastic) · LINT vs VIBE (tech) · DORIS & PEARL (everyday).
head-to-head wins for the self-trained
textsink-g3-captioner over its teacher's prompted
best-of-3, scored by a neutral LLM judge on accuracy + tone.
refusals or empty captions across the full 15-clip dress rehearsal (199s, one-third of the harness budget). Grounding is a discipline: retry → refuse → reroute — never hallucinate.
All official clips with complete four-voice closed-caption sets, as 2×2 grids. Click any to play (loads on demand).
STAN & GUS (sarcastic old men) and LINT vs VIBE (code reviewer vs vibe-coder) on every judge clip. Every line generated live by two models reading each other.
If the grading key can't reach our Gemma 4 deployment, the container detects it at startup and reroutes — logging the path:
[main] probe: deployment unreachable (404 ...) — switching to serverless models
[main] 3/3 done (62s elapsed) — all captions filled
Same official kitten clip, same prompts and gates — Gemma 4 vs the forced fallback (verification artifact):
A fierce predator emerges from the brush, clearly ready to conquer the entire forest one tiny, uncoordinated step at a time.
Because nothing says “groundbreaking” like a kitten strolling straight into the lens with its tail held high.
$ The latest AI agent successfully navigating its first training environment. Small, but the feature set is looking promising.
$ Cold start in action: the kitten boots its paws, initializes the tail flag, and streams forward with zero latency.
The quality travels with the Gemma-designed contracts, not the model — quantified in eval/ABLATIONS.md (mechanisms beat generic prompts 11–5 on the fallback model itself).
Containerized (linux/amd64), standard Track 2 harness:
/input/tasks.json → /output/results.json.